I need help removing her.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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