Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
sex in a hospital.. check
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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