WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
