I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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