sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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