We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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