we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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