Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Sext me about skeletons
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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