whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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