Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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