So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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