But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Help me help you realize you are a moron
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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