Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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