Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
God, I missed his penis.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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