You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
