Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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