life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Even the bartender felt bad for me
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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