We're like a lot better than the average bears
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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