i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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