Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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