Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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