I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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