just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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