I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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