if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
