doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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