Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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