I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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