I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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