is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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