"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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