Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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