Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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