You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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