thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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