there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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