I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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