I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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