I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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