So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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