Your dad touched me again.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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