I'm so fucking centered right now
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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