Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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