I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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