Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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