Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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