no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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