i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
im on a boat
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