Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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