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they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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