I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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