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what?
penguin condom
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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