i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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