I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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