i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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