none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
