Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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