Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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