mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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