Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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