I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Randomize
