Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
