one might say we're banned from that church
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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