Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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