Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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