fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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